“What if Dear Abby and Dear Prudence were a giant two headed monster?” We (Violet & Petunia, the ettin) answer questions and give advice on topics such as: “What exactly constitutes a town, and why exactly does that not include basically anything monster owned and operated?” or “What are your thoughts on necromancy as a renewable source of minions?” or “Is that screaming coming from *my* basement?”
Has someone been looking out for Violet as she continues her self-taught magic studies? Also, Violet plans a brilliant marketing scheme and Petunia gets invited to a cooking guild.
