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“What if Dear Abby and Dear Prudence were a giant two headed monster?” We (Violet & Petunia, the ettin) answer questions and give advice on topics such as: “What exactly constitutes a town, and why exactly does that not include basically anything monster owned and operated?” or “What are your thoughts on necromancy as a renewable source of minions?” or “Is that screaming coming from *my* basement?”

Episode 12: “Cross”-Training

May 19, 2017

Get it? Because Violet is cross, and Petunia's training to read letters in her stead? 

Don't judge me.