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“What if Dear Abby and Dear Prudence were a giant two headed monster?” We (Violet & Petunia, the ettin) answer questions and give advice on topics such as: “What exactly constitutes a town, and why exactly does that not include basically anything monster owned and operated?” or “What are your thoughts on necromancy as a renewable source of minions?” or “Is that screaming coming from *my* basement?”

April 27, 2018

Season 2 Episode 7: The Regular One

Heheheeeey, we're just going to do a regular talk this time, just like normal. Just answerin' questions, free from any unnecessary... others. Also Violet and Petunia dunk on humanoid guys a little. Don't act surpised.

Guest appearance: Nobody. Just us. Just like normal.

April 10, 2018

Season 2 Episode 6: Dragon On

What a delightul visit we've just had from OUr FiERy OvErLOrd. Pity he had to leave in such a hurry.  Learn how not to court an Ettin, and a prank backfires.

Guest Appearance: Dr. Patrick Harris