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Category: Comedy

“What if Dear Abby and Dear Prudence were a giant two headed monster?” We (Violet & Petunia, the ettin) answer questions and give advice on topics such as: “What exactly constitutes a town, and why exactly does that not include basically anything monster owned and operated?” or “What are your thoughts on necromancy as a renewable source of minions?” or “Is that screaming coming from *my* basement?”

February 24, 2018

Season 2 Episode 3: Ring Around the Violet

A pocket full of... violence? (We try).  Violet has discovered a way to fit more into a day, and Petunia reflects on a possible (and quite disturbing) personal trait.

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February 9, 2018

Season 2 Episode 2: It was the best of times, it was the Valentimes

Mysterious and doily-shaped messages have appeared at The Keep. What horrid, dark forces are behind these saccharine greetings from some other plane of existence? Gross.

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