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“What if Dear Abby and Dear Prudence were a giant two headed monster?” We (Violet & Petunia, the ettin) answer questions and give advice on topics such as: “What exactly constitutes a town, and why exactly does that not include basically anything monster owned and operated?” or “What are your thoughts on necromancy as a renewable source of minions?” or “Is that screaming coming from *my* basement?”

March 24, 2017

Episode 8: Gratitude, Or Whatever

Violet reads a *cough* heartfelt letter of thanks to the one who helped us out of our, er, predicament. Petunia gets back to us with those exciting statistics she promised.

March 10, 2017


Petunia blushes at a letter from Asgard. The ladies discuss the ethical implications of magically enhanced items and OH NO

March 3, 2017

Busted Bestiary 1: Manticores

A reading and analysis of the Guide to Monsters and its slanderous take on our good friend Susanna- we mean, Manticores.