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Category: Comedy

“What if Dear Abby and Dear Prudence were a giant two headed monster?” We (Violet & Petunia, the ettin) answer questions and give advice on topics such as: “What exactly constitutes a town, and why exactly does that not include basically anything monster owned and operated?” or “What are your thoughts on necromancy as a renewable source of minions?” or “Is that screaming coming from *my* basement?”

April 7, 2017

Episode 9: Back to Bake-sics

Petunia's been montage-ing Violet through rigorous baking training in anticipation of the bake-off.  Half-dad is found. Whatever. Also, some good advice about Vorpal bunnies.

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March 24, 2017

Episode 8: Gratitude, Or Whatever

Violet reads a *cough* heartfelt letter of thanks to the one who helped us out of our, er, predicament. Petunia gets back to us with those exciting statistics she promised.

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March 10, 2017

Episode 7: MAGIC BAD FLOWER DUMB

Petunia blushes at a letter from Asgard. The ladies discuss the ethical implications of magically enhanced items and OH NO

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March 3, 2017

Busted Bestiary 1: Manticores

A reading and analysis of the Guide to Monsters and its slanderous take on our good friend Susanna- we mean, Manticores.

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February 24, 2017

Episode 6: Finger Guns

Violet and Petunia can do finger guns now that Violet's arm is back to normal! Aren't you pleased?! Also, how is Tragrok handling empty nest syndrome?

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February 10, 2017

Episode 5: *Ssspluk!*

That's the sound Violet's new, magically enhanced arm makes now. Don't worry about it. Also, some mysterious news about one of Petunia's cooking buddies. 

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January 24, 2017

Episode 4: Please Use Protection

Has someone been looking out for Violet as she continues her self-taught magic studies? Also, Violet plans a brilliant marketing scheme and Petunia gets invited to a cooking guild.

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January 9, 2017

Episode 3: Baby Bloodwraith

Violet and Petunia got a kitten! All shall tremble beneath its widdow paws. Also, they remind adventurers to check their entitlement, and receive a thinly veiled taunt from Karen.

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January 9, 2017

Episode 2: Goddamnit, Karen

Violet accidentally unearths Petunia's insecurities re: baking competition, and the Sisters congratulate a party on their new, annoying, goblin servant.

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January 9, 2017

Episode 1: Enter The Vapeghast

Fresh from the smart pot, Ettin Violet and Petunia use their newfound intellect to answer questions about Faerun life, and discuss Violet's nemesis.

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