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Category: Comedy

“What if Dear Abby and Dear Prudence were a giant two headed monster?” We (Violet & Petunia, the ettin) answer questions and give advice on topics such as: “What exactly constitutes a town, and why exactly does that not include basically anything monster owned and operated?” or “What are your thoughts on necromancy as a renewable source of minions?” or “Is that screaming coming from *my* basement?”

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January 9, 2017

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"What if Dear Abby and Dear Prudence were a giant two headed monster?"

We (Violet & Petunia, the ettin) answer questions and give advice on topics such as:

  • "What exactly constitutes a town, and why exactly does that not include basically anything monster owned and operated?"
  • "What are your thoughts on necromancy as a renewable source of minions?"
  • "Is that screaming coming from *my* basement?"


Other points include:

  • The bias inherent in non-monster produced bestiaries.
  • Bridging the gaps between adventurers and monsters, in the hopes of curbing some of the more reckless murder.
  • The best way to cook via murder hole.