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Category: Comedy

“What if Dear Abby and Dear Prudence were a giant two headed monster?” We (Violet & Petunia, the ettin) answer questions and give advice on topics such as: “What exactly constitutes a town, and why exactly does that not include basically anything monster owned and operated?” or “What are your thoughts on necromancy as a renewable source of minions?” or “Is that screaming coming from *my* basement?”

March 24, 2017

Episode 8: Gratitude, Or Whatever

Violet reads a *cough* heartfelt letter of thanks to the one who helped us out of our, er, predicament. Petunia gets back to us with those exciting statistics she promised.

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March 10, 2017

Episode 7: MAGIC BAD FLOWER DUMB

Petunia blushes at a letter from Asgard. The ladies discuss the ethical implications of magically enhanced items and OH NO

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March 3, 2017

Busted Bestiary 1: Manticores

A reading and analysis of the Guide to Monsters and its slanderous take on our good friend Susanna- we mean, Manticores.

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